The Malt Shop (^‿^✿)

i need to try that with my fiancee sometime

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS


i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS

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i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

i have a hard time believing that justcallmekohai was able to float upside down when they reenacted this scene

i have a hard time believing that justcallmekohai was able to float upside down when they reenacted this scene

oh no im on the toothbrush episode

what even is monogatari

what even is monogatari

now that cishet-scum has abandoned the pocket godoka icon, i can also change mine

cishet-scum:

Big plans for tomorrow, gonna hit the gym, marathon madoka, then own some noobs in yugioh

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

how do yall not like hachikuji shes the cutest

though tbh all of these girls are the cutest.

senjougahara is the most cutest tho

artifedex:

supermunchor:

metaphetamines:

OH MY GOD

OHHHHH MY GOD 

JESUS

SO

I’m watching clannad’s dub
And since I was in a dub, I was on a different tab
but I heard a voice
and I knew the voice immediately
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This fucking prick right here?

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Same as this dickwad

thats it, im watching clannad dubbed asap

So that means he’s also this guy

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metaphetamines:

OH MY GOD

OHHHHH MY GOD 

JESUS

SO

I’m watching clannad’s dub
And since I was in a dub, I was on a different tab
but I heard a voice
and I knew the voice immediately
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This fucking prick right here?

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Same as this dickwad

thats it, im watching clannad dubbed asap

baby's first words
baby: w...wa...
mom: water?
baby: WALUIGI NUMBAH ONE
but if YOU'RE senpai, and I'M senpai, then WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE?!!?!
Anonymous

mailboxmills:

Snoop Dogg is flying the plane.

Baby: w… w-w
Mom: baby's first words! You can do it!
Baby: wh… wh
Mom: whale??? Watermelon??
Baby: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.